i asked Sophia Loren if she wanted a bite
i’m not contagious
just have a taste
un morso
this was before i was born
she still hasn’t answered
a psychic once told me that Lucille Ball is watching over me
i tell the psychic to tell her to stop
it’s creepy
unless she can get me a series regular role on a hit comedy, then keep on peepin’
i hear the Andr…
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